False Crown "Dream Glutton"
Throughout history, people who want authority could be found in spades. Though most would find a crown to sit awkwardly upon their hollow heads, they still dream of this in their bouts of stupidity. Should their fantasy become reality, the weight of the heavy headpiece would crush their spirit and turn them into puppets manipulated by silver tongues. Throughout history, nothing has caused as much trouble as these assertive fools.

